Someone suggests a round of russian roulette ...
Gomez Addams [fc+]: Anyone up for russian roulette/party/something?
Lady Ealoren [fc+]: Not anymore :(
Lady Ealoren [fc+]: Fuck that game
Someone else <fc+>: I could play russian roulette
Lady Ealoren [fc+]: You got tps because I lost exp
Lady Ealoren [fc+]: Not fair!
Zapster [fc+]: what about russian roulette in real life?
Gomez Addams [fc+]: Sure, I'll play, even though you can't lose
Someone else <fc+>: you haven't got enough exp to play with me
Someone else <fc+>: Exp: 72098128 Money: 0.00 Bank: 0.00
Gomez Addams [fc+]: Well, you can easily alter your exp amount to match mine
[fc+]: Lady Ealoren falls down laughing.
Khirkhirsha [fc+]: 8wow*
Jeskko [fc+]: better even, alter MY exp amount to match yours :D
Someone else <fc+>: actually I won't alter any exp amount
Someone else <fc+>: I made the exp by killing mobs
Gomez Addams [fc+]: Lame.
Someone else <fc+>: not lame
Gomez Addams [fc+]: Is too.
Someone else <fc+>: all you need is 5min
Someone else <fc+>: and power hour
Silly nicknames galore
<fc+>: Cleetus yells 'Aye, Aye, Sir!' at Lady Ealoren.
<fc+>: Jack's Colon is drunk
<fc+>: Cleetus is working on it
[fc+]: I am Jack's Colon
[fc+]: Lady Ealoren shouts enthusiastically and screams 'WHEE!'.
[fc+]: Lady Ealoren is totally CrAzY! Someone better get a straight jacket.
[fc+]: Cheerleader poings around Lady Ealoren, all ferret-like.
Aloysha's famous ship gets its name
Rutaliator [fc+]: hmm didnt take that into account
Aloysha [fc+]: ok, narrowed boat names down to: driftwood, albatros, eclipse, mystique, and umop_apisdn
Clueless Customer <fc+>: that last one sounds like... russian swearing!
Garlic Pizza [fc+]: heh
Aloysha [fc+]: Yeah I guess it kinda does... ,)
Garlic Pizza [fc+]: mines 'pirates way'
People take note of the bunny invasion
Pirutar [fc+]: ah, another pupunen...
Zapster [fc+]: a newbie at your service, pleased to meetcha.
Rutaliator [fc+]: pupuset lisääntyvät like rabbit's
[fc+]: Garlic Pizza makes the sound of a cow, 'Moooo'.
Lady Ealoren [fc+]: Pupuvoimaa! :D
Zapster [fc+]: !
[fc+]: Lady Ealoren hopples around Pirutar, all bunny-like.
[fc+]: Zapster hops around Pirutar.
<fc+>: Cleetus humps Zapster's leg like a dog.
[fc+]: Zapster eeps fearfully.
<fc+>: Cleetus humps Zapster's crotch like a dog.
[fc+]: Zapster sweeps Cleetus across the dance floor.
Pirutar [fc+]: 0ff
Pirutar [fc+]: oh =D
Garlic Pizza [fc+]: look out your gonna get humped to death
<fc+>: Cleetus hums a little tune.
<fc+>: Cleetus scats 'skildibipdidldibbadabbeduubidubeduiuaa' at Zapster.
Garlic Pizza [fc+]: well i spose theres worse ways to go
Pirutar [fc+]: why 0 and o ar so close on keyboard
Zapster [fc+]: to confuse you and your kind, of course.
Zapster [fc+]: it's all about the great secret plan to rule the world.
Cleetus <fc+>: and why is my porn download so damned slow
Garlic Pizza [fc+]: so waht are we going to do today brain
Zapster [fc+]: same as always, same as always, pinky
Zapster [fc+]: fool Pirutar to press 0 instead of O
[fc+]: Garlic Pizza goes 'NARF'.
Zapster [fc+]: but as it is in this wretched hive of scum and villainy, often misinterpreted as world, you cannot have everything.
Zapster [fc+]: "Stalgrad tells you 'I know this is a bit soon and perhaps a little too forward, but I think I love you.'"
Cat Goddess [fc+]: Echo dear. :)
Garlic Pizza [fc+]: dont brake my delusion :) i got it too
Ggr has seen Durand for the first time
Zapster [fc+]: I saw an active arch and now I'm really afraid he saw me too
Cat Goddess [fc+]: EEP! NEver let the arches know you exist!
Grim Reaper (fc+): how come?
Cat Goddess [fc+]: Arches are scary. :/
Cat Goddess [fc+]: but some are cuddly. :)
Zapster [fc+]: it was D*rand
Cat Goddess [fc+]: help durand is mean
Garlic Pizza [fc+]: just dont rub them up the wrong way
Zapster [fc+]: I managed to escape, but maybe they are after me!
Garlic Pizza [fc+]: nah youd know if they were
Zapster [fc+]: :D
Teinixxx [fc+]: arches are just bunch of alcoholists who dont have anything better to do... those who are unactive are the best ones... (and to all arches listening, i love you :)
[fc+]: Garlic Pizza taps his foot waiting for a lightning strike
[fc+]: Teinixxx waits.
Teinixxx [fc+]: what?? no zaps?? no bans? not even a rem? BLAAAH
Garlic Pizza [fc+]: alcoholic haze must be too thick to see through :)
Zapster [fc+]: Cyberman asks 'Durand?' Durand asks 'yes cyberman?' Cyberman says 'There is a nice mortal here.' Cyberman points at you. Durand asks 'where?' You eep fearfully.
Pertulio is modest (:D)
Ruupertti [fc+]: hum, ggr, you're a newbie, and i have leaded just one minor eq mob with you in the party, no wonder you think i'm not that bad in leading
Zapster [fc+]: :)
Ruupertti [fc+]: that mob is one of the few mobs i can lead, and not just talking about "eq" mobs
[fc+]: Zapster comforts Ruupertti.
Classics never die
Garlic Pizza [fc+]: im sick of waiting for new locs
Invasion of the Cat-snatchers
Cat's Mouse [fc+]: idle more!
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: I refuse to reinc
Cat's Noob [fc+]: any tarma wanna come for goooooood exp ?
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: Ealoren and Jeskko are trying to seduce me :(
Teinixxx [fc+]: cats mouse and newbie and noob??? WTF!?
Garlic Pizza [fc+]: this reinc waas only waiting for locs but seems like its gonna take forever
Cat's Mouse [fc+]: cat's invasion
[fc+]: Cat Goddess goes 'MUAH'.
Camel Toe [fc+]: would be optimistic to say that new locs are coming to game at 2054
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: "Invasion of the Malicats", "Catplan 9 from BatMUD"
Cat's Minion [fc+]: nod
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: and other classics!
[fc+]: Garlic Pizza whines loudly.
The ancestor of GgrTF starts taking form
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: I've made some stupid triggers.
Sasquach [fc+]: i spend my days making stupid Flash movies and joke photos
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: "Ggr vibrates noisily" = sizzle, "Ggr grins happily" = conceal spellcasting, "Ggr wobbles in peculiar manner" = greater haste :)
Cat Goddess [fc+]: delveling spins every time someone dies. :)
Grim Reaper (fc+): you are one spammer
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: at least I don't spam partychannel
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: juttuseuraa, hesalaisii muijjii???!
Someone else <fc+>: moi, oon 22-vuotias nolife bättiwelho, etsin seuraa kauniista naisista, iältään 19-25... olethan sopusuhtainen, hyvän huumorintajun omaava sekä älykäs
[fc+]: Cat Goddess eyes Someone else suspiciously.
[fc+]: Cat's Bunny eyes Someone else suspiciously.
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: bat.deitti.net!
Hoser [fc+]: !
[fc+]: Ssmud chops up all the Cats, and makes chinese food outta the annoying little shits.
Someone else <fc+>: deitti.bat.org
[fc+]: Cat Goddess PUUHs at Aloysha.
Cat's Wrath [fc+]: mmm
Ssmud [fc+]: can you please not change my name to something fucking retarded
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: :D
Ssmud [fc+]: infact, just leave it
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: hmm, strange .. it looks retarded enough already
[fc+]: Cat's Newbie tries to hide.
FuckTard [fc+]: nah
Cat's Wrath [fc+]: eww
Someone else <fc+>: that sounds nice
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: :D
Ssmud [fc+]: reporting it, thanks
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: don't be so serious, Ssmud :)
Ninjas?
Gomez Addams [fc+]: Just got a great idea what to do if I ever were to become an arch...
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: hmm?
[fc+]: Cat's Minion looks up and lazily asks 'Mrow?'.
Gomez Addams [fc+]: I'd code this massively unbalanced invite-only guild of ninjas, and then invite ONE mortal to it. No more.
[fc+]: Cat's Newbie meows softly.
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: haha
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: I was thinking about a ninja-guild today too
[fc+]: Cat Goddess cackles gleefully.
Gomez Addams [fc+]: A ninja guild would be fun, but the problem is it would either be very non-ninja, or massively unbalanced
Cat's Minion [fc+]: beat on the brat, beat on the brat, beat on the brat with a baseball bat ooh yeah!
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: dunno. ninjas should be able to have few (limited) spells, related to ninjitsu lore
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: then rest of it would be martial arts
Gomez Addams [fc+]: Nonono, would also need short and long blades, poisons, stealth, and extreme ultracool abilities of maximal butt kickage
I am Jack's [fc+]: Ninjas can kill anyone they want!
Cat's Demon [fc+]: use butt kickage at smurf
Cat's Teinix [fc+]: especially PIRATE NINJA MUSHROOM!
I am Jack's [fc+]: Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.
Gomez Addams [fc+]: Cast shinobi ownage at <target>
[fc+]: Cat's Teinix goes like 'KIAAAAIIIII'
Cat's Minion [fc+]: wax on, wax off!
Cat's Teinix [fc+]: you cant resist the force of the pirate mushroom ninja
Gomez Addams [fc+]: Also needy skills would include origami, koans, and flower arranging.
Cat's Teinix [fc+]: do you mean cool skills that they spam 8-12 lines every time you use the skill?
I am Jack's [fc+]: bah... to heck with all those flowery skills... The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
[fc+]: Cat Goddess cackles gleefully.
Cat's Teinix [fc+]: dont forget that ninjas must also train and meditate each boot
Gomez Addams [fc+]: But ninjas are the ultimate paradox! On the other hand, they are very careful and precise, but on the other hand they don't give a damn.
Cat's Teinix [fc+]: they would be forced to use a training skill that takes 3h to use
I am Jack's [fc+]: there's no time for meditation, because Ninjas fight ALL the time.
Gomez Addams [fc+]: They would also need to pkill someone each boot before they can train
Cat's Newbie [fc+]: haha
Cat's Teinix [fc+]: only when you have meditated 3 months of your reinc, you could kill someone
Gomez Addams [fc+]: You'd need to put about 100m in skills like meditation, ki, flower arranging , origami etc before you're allowed to trian anything combat-related
Gomez Addams [fc+]: And of course there'd be a rep system, based on looking cool and kicking ass
Cat's Teinix [fc+]: no, the rep system would be based on how much you idle
Cat's Teinix [fc+]: the more you idle the more dam you can do
