The lights dim. A performance is about to begin.
%Xunisiih says 'hello shadowkeep having fun?'
You cheerfully wave and say 'hello'.
Smoking cheers enthusiastically.
You go 'Yay!'.
You frantically wave your hands and yell 'gwwaaajj'
Kalleman snaps into existence.
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%Xunisiih says 'now lets get started...'
Dazzt looks at stage.

There are no light sources here, but you can still see.
You are standing on the platform. It is retreaded with some kind of parquet,
made of lacquered wood. This is where you can perform your arts and others in
the amphitheater before you will see and hear. Behind you is nothing but a
screening blue curtain.
A list of instructions lies on the floor.
Obvious exits are: s and se.
Xunisiih Nussuliini the Lich Bard < idle >

Kalleman looks at stage.
Smoking looks at stage.
%Xunisiih sings: This is the greatest and best song in the Batmud... Tribute.
%Xunisiih sings: Long time ago me and my brother Erwain here,
Zard giggles inanely.
Gorehound stumbles and nearly falls down.
%Xunisiih sings: we was exploring down a long and lonesome road.
%Xunisiih sings: All of a sudden, there shined a shiny archwizard... in the middle... of the road.
Kalleman starts moshing.
%Xunisiih sings: And he said:
%Xunisiih sings: "Play the best song in the Batmud, or I'll remove your characters."
%Xunisiih sings: Well me and Erwain, we looked at each other,
You giggle inanely.
%Xunisiih sings: and we each said... "Okay."
%Xunisiih sings: And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
%Xunisiih sings: Just so happened to be,
%Xunisiih sings: The Best Song in the Batmud, it was The Best Song in the Batmud.
Info: Acennan recovers from link death.
%Xunisiih sings: Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
You start MOSHING HARD.
%Xunisiih sings: One and one make two, two and one make three,
Gorehound starts concentrating on a new skill.
Smoking gets down on the floor and starts jammin'.
Kalleman gets a paranoid look.
%Xunisiih sings: It was destiny.
%Xunisiih sings: Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
%Xunisiih sings: When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
%Xunisiih sings: And the grass doth grow...
%Xunisiih sings: Needless to say, the arch was stunned.
%Xunisiih sings: Whip-crack went his player control whip,
%Xunisiih sings: And the archwizard was done.
%Xunisiih sings: He asked us: "(snort) Be you hackers?"
%Xunisiih sings: And we said, "Nay. We are but mudders."
Lyriikka arrives from south.
Lyriikka leaves north.
%Xunisiih sings: Rock!
%Xunisiih sings: Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
%Xunisiih sings: Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
%Xunisiih sings: This is not The Greatest Song in the Batmud, no.
%Xunisiih sings: This is just a tribute.
%Xunisiih sings: Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the Batmud, yea, no.
Kalleman claps.
%Xunisiih sings: This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the Batmud,
%Xunisiih sings: All right! It was The Greatest Song in the Batmud,
%Xunisiih sings: All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the Batmud.
%Xunisiih sings: Hohhohahhahh
%Xunisiih sings: Fli Tugigugigup Gi Fligufligugigup Uh Fligugigup Uh Di Oh Gugugup Gi
%Xunisiih sings: Fligufligugigugi Fligugipgup Ah Fliguwamanama Lucifer
%Xunisiih sings: And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
%Xunisiih sings: the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
%Xunisiih sings: anything like this song.
%Xunisiih sings: This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
%Xunisiih sings: And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
%Xunisiih sings: Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
You start moshing.
%Xunisiih sings: So surprised to find you can't stop it.
You go 'Heh'.
Kalleman exclaims 'soittakaa paranoid!'
%Xunisiih sings: God found it! Really I found the best muthafucka to run the show!
%Xunisiih sings: All right! All right!
%Xunisiih shouts 'good night shadow keep!'
Badhan tells you 'may I relo?'
The lights get brighter. The performance is over.
Zard cheers enthusiastically.
Smoking cheers enthusiastically.
You tell Badhan 'too bad, the performance is over :/'
Gorehound boos in disappointment.
Dazzt cheers enthusiastically.
Smoking starts moshing.
Gorehound leaves south.
You start moshing.
Dazzt hops on one leg, flaps her arms and chants 'xafe ayz xckgandhuzqarr'
Dazzt vanishes in a bright flash as reality snaps.
@Badhan smiles at you.
Badhan tells you 'i guess i idled over it:D'